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We are proud to offer the CHEAPEST grass cutting rates in the Milky Way galaxy. We offer state of the art military grade proprietary grass cutting techniques typically reserved for the estates of the rich and famous or the playing fields that our favorite athletes play on every Sunday. We have recently grandfathered in clients at rates in the absurdly low range of 15-20 dollars. We offer discounts for the disabled, veterans, and elderly. Please CALL NOW for a FREE QUOTE!
"We don't like to make money... we just love cutting grass!!!"
Richard